E. Allen's P.O.V.

Less than seven days after James Berardinelli’s review for The Dukes of Hazzard appears online, Roger Ebert one-ups Berardinelli by reviewing Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo. As expected, he tears it a new one. The review concludes by saying, “Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.”

It’s a really short review--before long, I wasn’t even aware that I was reading the end of it. That’s why you should take a look at it. Really slow readers will be through the article in the time it takes to change a shirt.