Saturday, August 13, 2005
The World Gets Weirder
If this happens, I will probably start voting.
(Just kidding. I don’t vote.)
But seriously--widdn’t it be cool if Walken was, by some fearsome hand of fate, elected President? I bet his inaugural address would probably go something like this--
“In Africa, two zebras are having sex. I like hippos. But, let me get back to the sex and the zebras. And, a while later a baby zebra with just one stripe to be found on him is born. The father zebra believes that the mono-striped zebra is representative of his inability to produce a normal zebra. So, he kills the one-striped newborn. What is the moral of this story, people? Hell if I know.”
Wouldn’t that make a hell of an inaugural speech?
(Just kidding. I don’t vote.)
But seriously--widdn’t it be cool if Walken was, by some fearsome hand of fate, elected President? I bet his inaugural address would probably go something like this--
“In Africa, two zebras are having sex. I like hippos. But, let me get back to the sex and the zebras. And, a while later a baby zebra with just one stripe to be found on him is born. The father zebra believes that the mono-striped zebra is representative of his inability to produce a normal zebra. So, he kills the one-striped newborn. What is the moral of this story, people? Hell if I know.”
Wouldn’t that make a hell of an inaugural speech?
# posted by E.A. @ 7:57 PM 
